Joe woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. Louise, he moaned, Tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think? Even worse, she said with her voice oozing scorn. You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face. Hes an idiot, Joe said. Piss on him! You did, his wife said, And he fired you. Well, screw him! said Joe. His wife replied, I did. Youre back at work on Monday.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 20:26:08 +0000
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