Joke anyone? A man walked into a Washington, D.C., Catholic Church confessional. He tells the priest, Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I killed a congressman. The priest responds, My son, Im here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service work . Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So whats your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. Wife : Honey before we got married , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband : Yes…so ? Wife : How come you don’t do it anymore ? Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 08:02:35 +0000
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