Jokes Apart Minutes after Admiral Murtala Nyako (retired) was impeached and his ÌMÚNITÌ wiped off, the ex-governor fled from a certain arrest and prosecution. His destination was not known immediately but investigative reporters quickly put their noses to the grindstone to diagnose this Great Escape. They soon found their quarry in UK, cleverly disguised as an athlete under the cover of Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games. Oga Muri, so na here you dey? EFCC don dey find you o, a reporter from Wazobia FM Radio probed the ex-governor who was in company of one of his four wives, and did you run away to fight another day? I took the impeachment as a SPORTSMAN, the retired navy officer answered, so I actually took a 100metre dash. I did not run, wallahi. What about this EFCC thing? a Channels TV journalist asked, is it all part of the GAME? OBJ also impeached Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, Ayo Fayose, and Joshua Dariye, but we all know who stole the most out of the four, the ex-governor popularly called Baba Mai Mangoro because of his large plantations of mangoes, answered with a stoic mien, its all about Nigerias COMMONWEALTH Games. Jonathan and I are all competing for medals from the public treasury.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 05:16:57 +0000
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