Jokes: Get Your Funny On! A group of american tourists came to the USSR and decided to go hiking in a traditional Soviet way. They got the tents, vodka, made a camp in the forest. Suddenly a huge bear appears from the bushes, starts to roar and ruins the camp in a few seconds. The americans run as fast as they can followed by the bear. They run across a clearing where a group of soviet guys are having their drinks and barbeque. As they cross the clearing the americans accidently overturn bottles of booze, tear the tents and break the guitar. The russians are getting mad and start the chase. As they overtake the americans a fight begins. The russians fiercely beat everyone until the last american is lying on the floor unconscious. While returning to the camp one of the russians says to his friend: -You know, comrade Vasiliy, this american almost beat the shit out of me... -Which american, comrade Nikolai? -The tall one in a fur coat! submitted by my_username_is_sh[link] [3 comments] December 03, 2014 at 03:30AM
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 21:04:23 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015