Just for you, Kay.. not so much remedies as tips to make your life easier..!! BOIL an egg to perfection without buying a costly egg timer -- pop it into boiling water and drive away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan. SHOPPERS: Take one grape to the till. It wont register on the low-tech, insensitive scales so you will get it for free. Repeat this procedure 100 times or so and you have yourself a free bunch of grapes..!!. EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but youll also be getting paid. SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last years cards to the sender with the simple inscription Same to you. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again. CAR THIEVES: Dont be discouraged if nothing is on view. The valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. DONT waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to switch tracks, simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it. SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 21:51:23 +0000
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