Just got off the communicator with Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the United Federation of Planets Starship Enterprise..Since being decommishioned after the damage it sustained in the conflict with Kahn, the Enterprise was converted to a Earth only orbiting weather vessel!...Kirk came out of retirement, as did his sidekick and former first officer, Mr Spock...They are now both expert meteorologists of the entire planet up to 100 million neuroinches into space!...Anyways, Kirk communicated to me that a huge, severe weather storm is presently in Columbus Ohio and is rapidly moving east towards the Proctor metro area and will produce high winds, lightning, thunderstorms, hail, and large amounts of precipitation!.....Have a sheltered area ready just in case!...
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 14:30:14 +0000
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