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Just went into the Hucks convenience store, not far from the office. The place emptied out a short time after I entered except for one sharply dressed woman in a tweed skirt suit, who had obviously not noticed me. She was getting two corn dogs, and I could clearly see her from the other side of the rack where I was grabbing some pretzel bites. She proceeded to glance around herself, then took one of the corn dogs and shoved it way back into her mouth for no apparent reason! She glanced over and caught my eyes (which had to be bugged out like Marty Feldman) and thats when her gag reflex fully engaged! She was in a choking fit as I shot over to the register. The guy at the register asked if she was okay. I just shook my head. I am usually good at quick retorts, but this caught me way the hell off guard! Saw her getting into a Lexus SUV as I was leaving. She was still coughing.
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 14:10:03 +0000

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