#JustBeingSilly I made a unanimous decision for all women yesterday... Here is what led to it... There is this woman in my hood. Her husband celebrated his 60th birthday about two months ago. So, you can imagine my shock and disdain when she said shes just 38yrs old... What!! Oh no, dont get me wrong! I was not surprised because of the age difference, naaaah! It was her looks that did me in! She looks like my grandma... You think Im exaggerating? Oh well, lets just say she looks like my grandmas younger sister then...,my great-aunt! I remembered a post I read on a friends TL sometime ago.., that if a woman gets married to an older man, she will start aging.., and look much older than her age, while the husband will look younger and fresher. Hmmm, Ive seen the confirmation... No wonder, all these pot-bellied men in their 50s, 60s, 70s..., wanna marry or at least have a taste of a sweet-sixteen! Hence this announcement... What is good for the goose is good for the gander! On behalf of all Nigerian women, I hereby announce that we shall only marry men who are younger by at least 10years! That way, we shall continue to glow and look younger too! Nobody should see this as Child Abuse, plz. If our Northern governors can marry teenagers without anyone killing them for it, then we can too! Like I said, what is good for the goose is also good for the gander! Thank you! Happy weekend, sweeties!! #Winks
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 07:52:42 +0000