KFC -The Ninja Vampires disappear at sunrise as the last student douses his lamp before assembling for morning prayers. Meanwhile there is much activity in the Cardiknolls camp. Four knaves spontaneously burst into the opening lines of, Once In Royal Davids City. They falter after the first line in much the same way that Caucasians do who try, but fail, drunk or sober. to sing, La Bamaba. They seek solace in humming the rest of the hymn. The Cardiknoll, resplendent in sacerdotal robes emerges from his quarters and has an acolyte ring a brass bell to assemble the men. After much grumbling, shuffling and codpiece jostling the motley crew fall in. Next Saturday, we you all know, we celebrate the birth of our Saviour. The Cardiknoll is mortified as he is rudely interrupted by a morning fart. The men around a portly man shuffle away and point towards him with one hand while pinching their noses with the other. What is your name you miscreant? the Cardiknoll commands. The profound silence is broken by the tinkling of frozen droplets of pee that shatter upon impacting the iced clay. The Cardiknoll slaps his Quartermaster. Yes Sire. he responds while he resists the urge to rub his burning ear. Remove that heathens codpiece at once! There is a loud thump and a cry of despair as the unfortunate flatulent knave turns to flee. There is a spontaneous group guffaw as they witness the knave fall over his feet, firmly rooted to the frozen yellow puddle at his feet. There is another gaseous retort as he hits the ground. The QM hastily reaches down and removes the rattling codpiece. Immediately the exposed genitals respond to the winter chill with a severe case of retractile testicles. The other men oooh in sympathy and instinctively place both hands on theirs. Now men, we will be reenacting the Nativity to demonstrate to these heathens the arrival of the Good Lord. You will be performing it. I have taken the liberty of writing the script and have received the costumes. Now, all I need from you is to determine who will play the part of Mary who will ride in on this testicular retracted oaf who is only fit to play the donkey. The men are immediately silent as they stare at each other trying to identify the most effeminate member amongst them.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 18:42:11 +0000
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