KH3 Run #84 – Peterson Creek Potluck & Pool Run Thursday August 1, 2013 - Topsy and Qwick n’ Qweemie Hares how it went down. At six sharp’ish (certainly not dullish) an eager group of 14 Hashers gathered together on Summit drive on what promised to be a cooler overcast evening to run down and up for the 84th running of the Kamloops Hash House Harriers. One virgin, virtuously called No Name Rose, joined the eager beavers to pound the trail Hared and hosted by Topsy and Qwick n’ Qweemie. Ice Box took the lead as the runners, nose to the ground attempted to find the fiendishly hidden flour splotches, ran towards certain cardiovascular doom, all the way to the bottom of Peterson Creek. Chaos was initially averted as Ice Box “gracefully” caught herself from a fall, in attempts to find the flour on her quest for hash heroism. Steep slopes were descended by horn farting Ice Box, who led the way successfully to the bottom while Runaway Bride and Sticky Hustler took the initial wrong turn. No Name Jerome serenaded the troop from top to bottom where the flour trail was temporarily lost, or purposefully postponed, so breath could be gathered before the ascent. Enter cardio chaos as the hashers’ horns sputtered and died while breath was focused on following flour up, up and more up to the top of Peterson Canyon, where Qwick n’ Qweemie falsely positioned herself as a Hash Halt to a disappointed group of hashers - who really wanted a drink upon reaching their peak! On and on they went with more uphill in their future, now led by an overly eager Runaway Bride who, for once, picked the favoured flour trail and avoided the falsies, which Sticky Hustler graciously took instead. Pianist Tickler was the honorary intersection kicker who, fingers crossed, kicked it out correctly to guide the rest of the pack to beerdom! With a little twist and turn here and there, the hashers made their way on to the street where Runaway Bride, guided by the booming voice of Topsy, led the way to the Hash Halt where, surprise surprise, no beer was to be had. The walkers were there, Hare Topsy was there, but no beer. Eventually, after all the runners shuffled their way in with Ice Box, Free & Easy, No Name Jen and Lost and Found trailing behind, Qwick n’ Qweemie showed up with beer in tote to pour and pour for the dusty group. It was here that Lost and Found turned herself in, divulging to Topsy her infraction of steep cutting. Yup, she ran up a steep bit of hill to avoid certain disaster on a sketchy section of trail. Hare Topsy soon thereafter led the walkers onwards and the runners followed with images of water bottles running through their dehydrated heads (did I mention there was no water at the Hash Halt?). Down a bit of road and back to the trails, this happy Pack of beer guzzlers enjoyed a meandering, mainly downhill and SCENIC trail back to the parking lot. There was only one intersection of note, which took them bushwacking through dead, itchy grass (heh heh, excellent – RA). Oh, and No Name Jerome wimped out and opted for the walkers trail, shamefully dragging his horn between his legs. No Name Rose - Virgin No Name Jen was given the honour of DeVirginizing No Name Rose only to fail miserably with a mere sprinkling of water. Down-downs immediately ensued. Qwick n’ Qweemie, Sticky Hustler, Runaway Bride, Pianist - No Hash Shirts Tickler, Booty Call Topsy - Long Songs in Circle (Lost & Found) Loggerhead - Name Calling No Name Rose, Booty Call and Bare Ass - Too out of breath for “On On’s” Lost & Found - SCB – Steep Cutting Runaway Bride, No Name Jen, Pianist Tickler & Ice Box - No time for Hash View Qwick n’ Qweemie - Delaying Hash Halt – where’s the beer? (Runaway Bride) No Name Jerome - Hash Race-ism Qwick n’ Qweemie - Psyching out FRB’s with False Hash Halt (Runaway Bride) Qwick n’ Qweemie & Topsy - No Water at the Hash Halt Ice Box - Faking it in the Circle Topsy finally wrapped things up, and delicious food was gorged upon, to leave hashers happy full and bubbly with beer goggles. On On, Runaway Bride.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 03:33:25 +0000
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