KONKANI TIPS: • For us vijay mallya is always greater than tata! • Every other male and female is maam and mayi for us • If u dont hav kamath maam,nayak maam,shenoy maam or a pai maam in ur relation then ur family is incomplete • Panchadik is our hobby..we can do it for hours together!!! • For us electricity never goes only light goes..ammaaa light gelle.. • Our own kamath maams naturals is preferable n affordable than firangs baskin robbins.. • The world can sing a song.. but oly we can eat a song.. BATATYA SONG.. • Aye madya bhanshiryakassa varshik sounds far better dan wtfs**tb***h (homely feeling u c) • Daali thoy is considered as family diety(kula devu)... • For the world DDT is a pesticide, but for us it means daat daali thoy! • In a devasthana jevan no matter how full your stomach is thers always a place for godshe and doodhpak.. • During community gatherings we speak more konkani than we speak at home.. • We dont need any MBBS degree.. just fall ill n the entire family will start acting like qualified doctors! • When others say yenna rascala we amchis say yenna lassalla.. • An unique attribut amongst us konkanis JIBBE RUCHI • We have to add aa or uu while calling names.. maheshaaa sureshaa dharmendru jitendru.. • Success of any konkani wedding depends upon how good the jevan was! • Phann ghallale sheeth is our authentic fried rice.. • The summer is incomplete without aambya upkari.. • If u eat rice using spoon u r not a true konkani.. • One konkani maayi=entire google • We buy 200 bibbos and make bibbya upkari of 150 bibbos.. 50 we eat while peeling it off.. • Tamilians go away wen they hear podi.. we come running wen we hear podi • We hav atleast one relative working in syndicate or canara bank! • Some people spend their entire lives trying to b perfect others are born konkanis.. • Instead of paagal, yeda say BODLESS KANCHO.. kickass trendy! • Our patolis and paayas can beat rasgullas nd rasmalais hand down!! • There is no devastana jevan without vaat vaat.. sheeth sheeth.. and thoy thoy.. daali thoy.. kona jai • You r a true konkani if u crib someone and start panchadik bout dem for hours and then finally say SOD RE.. AMKA KASAL KORCHA ASSA.. • We can start our own chain of KFC.. konkanistyled fish chicken • The amount of gold that our ladies wear at any wedding is quite enuf to raise the countries like bangladesh,congo, uganda etc.. • If v spot a fellow konkani in foreign land.. pishyari padtha.. • We dont have a family tree.. we have a family forest.. • Lord ganapathi is konkani.. he is addressed as ganapathi bappa.. • UPAAS d oly day v eat more than normal day! Kadge chakko is a solid form of amruth.. we attain peace, once it is consumed.. • Rulaav is our 2 minutes maggi... EYES POP.. JAWS DROP.. HEARTS STOP.. WHEN KONKANIS TALK!!! wad says ...
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 15:30:14 +0000