Khwezi BCd this: TYPES OF KAKA (poo): 1) GHOST KAKA: When you feel theres kaka coming out, but no kaka in the toilet. 2) CLEAN KAKA: You kaka it out, see a kaka in the toilet but nothing on the tissue. 3) WET KAKA: After wiping plenty of times you still feel unwiped. 4) SECOND WAVE KAKA: Youre done kakking. Youve pulled up your pants and realize you need to kaka some more. 5) POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD KAKA: You strain so much to get it out and feel like youre having a stroke. 6) GASSY KAKA: So noisy. Everyone within earshot is giggling and yells eeuuwww!!! 7) DRINKERS KAKA: It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet. 8) THE I WISH I COULD KAKA: You wanna kaka but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. 9) WET CHEEK KAKA: It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks. 10) THE DANGLING KAKA: The one that refuses to leave your ass, you need to shake it off. And finally one of my favourites... THE SURPRISE!!! KAKA: Youre about to fart but BAAAMMMM! ITS A KAKA!!! Lol!!! No matter how beautiful or rich you are, Im sure youve experienced one or more of these types of Kaka!! So Happy Kaka everyone!!!
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 15:07:05 +0000
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