Kids, did I ever tell you the story of the weird dream I had last night? So I was in Peru with someone, I cant remember who, we climbed a mountain to see the view, and at the top wrote a haiku. (I cant make the whole thing rhyme..soz) So yeah then the volcano thats under Niagara falls (in Peru apparently) erupted, we run down the mountain to grab the truck before the lava destroyed it, and drove down to the dessert. Where I then ditched my friend I cant remember because I made friends with Angelina Jolie after a lengthy discussion about Britney Murphys death. So Angie invited me to ZZ tops nieces gay, cat themed wedding (only the reception not the ceremony) a few moonshines and a stolen Persian later I made a faux par by trying to give Angie steak (she vegan apparently) and she ditched me. So I go wondering off into the dessert then I realised the whole point of me going on this geographically inaccurate trip was to figure out if my fiancé was the one (this part was when I realised its a dream) Turns out he wasnt, so I moved to Nebraska with the money I stole from Angelina Jolies wallet and opened a butterfly farm. Yeah :/
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:40:43 +0000
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