LADIES... TAKE NOTE :) Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands. Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Prospective husband: Do you have a book called Man, The Master of Women? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The worlds thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything ; and the book is titled: What Women Want! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- A man who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when hes NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated? Man: Dont take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q: Why dogs dont marry? A: Because they are already leading a dogs life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q: Why doesnt law permit a man to marry a second Woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence . ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta : I dont believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, Ive found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:12:19 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015