LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY PROMINENT NIGERIAN LEADERS 1. “We want to thank the president forbringing Facebook toNigeria.” – Information Minister, LabaranMaku. 2. “You press men, you always say there areno minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda andthe newlyinvented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo 3. “Foreign investors should ignore BokoHaram and invest inNigeria.” – GEJ 4. “I will water your school and fire yourschool.” – Orji UzohKalu 5. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack iseverywhere …maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ 6. “I will rather kill myself than commitsuicide.” – Dame 7. “I founded this school for the masses andthe school fees is850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar 8. “Until I see someone eating out of thegutters before Ibelieve there is poverty in Nigeria.” – UmaruDikko 9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” –David Mark 10. “The worth of a child born and bred inNigeria cannot becompared to that in the United States.” – Yakubu Gowon 11. “School is not meant for the poor, only forthe rich.” – Ikedi Ohakim 12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with KingArthur and theknights of the round table so Nigeria is notdoing too badly.” –Diezeani Allison- Madueke 13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a freeand fair electionin Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo 14. “The corp members where destined to die,nobody can runaway from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, BauchiState 15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donatemy family” –Dame 16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone tochurch to confess, I gave them money andthey called theresult.” – Chris Uba 17. “I want to commend the doctors andnurses for responding to treatment.” – Dame 18. “I can see camera people. Are they goingto televise usalive?” – Dame
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