LIST WEDNESDAY #listwednesday Work… 1. I think my job is actually a hidden-camera show where they see how much absurd bullshit I’ll put up with before I catch on. You guys would tell me if that were the case right? 2. I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door. 3. A career is a delicate balance between caffeine levels that make you involuntarily tap dance and constantly yawning. 4. I’m trying to step outside my comfort zone so, no more procrastination, it’s time for excuses. 5. Honking your horn in traffic jams is useful but rolling down your window and yelling “honk” at people is more effective. 6. The future: That time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now. 7. There’s nothing like being busted during a meeting and having to admit you weren’t paying attention because you can’t figure out if a transformer would buy life insurance or car insurance. 8. If forced to choose, my favorite part of the day is when the food happens. 9. Why am I working so hard at everything in life when all Ive really ever wanted is to be a Vampire?
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 13:59:21 +0000
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