LOL I like this comment: "Jeff Wolf Zinn · NYU I was lunting along, feeling a bit stung that the sodasquirt who’d just served me a chocolate malted had accused me of being a spermaloger, when he should have known I was a well known bookwright. Suddenly I groaked a California widow of my acquaintance -truly a snoutfair and clearly with squirrel - eating lunch at a sidewalk cafe. The shock I felt was almost at the level of a curglaff. Being rather beef-witted, I couldn’t quite figure how I might entice this wonder-wench into my pussyvan. Distracted as I was, I experienced the rather unpleasant resistentialism of a streetlamp that had suddenly appeared in front of me. I was then reminded of the tyromancy session from the previous night. At the time, and not wanting to appear too zafty to my friends, I had poo pooed it as “overpriced.” (I now understood it to be worth every penny.) As discretely as possible, I drew my flask from my back pocket and jirbled out a dram in an attempt to recover my senses. The whole episode had me feeling so verklempt (is that Englishable?) it put me in mind to throw myself in the river. What stopped me was the realization that this act would most likely not be taken seriously, and I would instead be labeled a devious queerplunger."
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:08:26 +0000
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