LYRICS: Vegans and pagans and rabid tree huggers Honey Boo Boo and her psychotic mother Sugar free anything and brussel sprouts These are the things that I don’t care about Occupy Wall Street and Westborough Pickets White dudes with dreadlocks and Nickelback tickets Stories of who Taylor Swift might have kissed I’d be ok if these didnt exist One way fashion The Kardashians One Direction, too I simply forget all my least favorite things And then I don’t feel so blue Trending on Twitter, palates and planking Parents who won’t give their brat a good spanking All telemarketers, people who spam These are the things that I don’t understand Loud cell phone talkers and palm reading phonies Oscars and Emmys and Grammys and Tonys Terms and Conditions and cards that are green NFL preseason and Charlie Sheen Snookie and TMC and the Mars Rover Whether the TP rolls under or over Political viewpoints of people who act Trust me on this one, I don’t give a crap! Whiny babies Call me Maybe Octomom and Cher Twilight and China Grape Juice or Wine I tell you that I don’t CARE!!!
Posted on: Thu, 12 Jun 2014 22:57:18 +0000
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