Labor weekend: Jobs I have done: I manufactured calendars, but my days were numbered. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnt suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. I took a job as an upholsterer, but I never recovered. Next I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldnt cut it. Then I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didnt have the right altitude. I studied to become a doctor, but I didnt have enough patients for the job. I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldnt stick with it. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. Then I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasnt fit for the job. I thought about being a historian, but I couldnt see a future in it. Next I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. I turned to farming, but I wasnt outstanding in my field. I took a job as an elevator operator. The job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft. I sold origami, but the business folded. I took a job at UPS, but I couldnt express myself. I tried being a fireman, but I suffered burnout. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldnt live on my net income. I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didnt fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 12:43:00 +0000
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