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Ladies and Gentlemen, do I have the deal of the CENTURY for you! For Sale: 2000 Buick Century, lovingly dubbed “The Golden Nugget” Welcome to the best days of your life! for this sweet ride is a guaranteed Depends dropper around all old folks homes! This car is pure class, I bought it in 2010 and immediately started wearing a monocle and smoking a pipe. Features: … leather seats- nothing says class like having your balls stuck to the seat on a sweltering 30 degree day. Steering wheel- steer your way into women’s hearts with this. Wheels- you will be balling out of control with these 16” rims Four-cylinder engine- You probably won’t blow your neighbor’s mustang out of the water, but you’ll have plenty of time to steal his wife while he’s busy filling his tank! This thing purrs like a barn cat in heat, literally. With 215,000 original km this car still has plenty of heads to turn. CD player- works great, comes with Barry White CD, trust me… you’re gonna need it. If you’re interested, swing by and fall in love at first sight! $500, OBO or possible trade for a 2014 Lamborghini
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 15:49:37 +0000

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