Ladies and gentlemen, I have bad news. Its time for me to check - TopicsExpress



          

Ladies and gentlemen, I have bad news. Its time for me to check into a mental institution. No, not because I got committed. Its just a decision Ive made for myself. You see, this morning, on the way into the office, I heard Ring of Fire and started singing along. Except, not to sound like Johnny Cash or Alan Jackson. I started singing in an Al Gore voice. And then, I started making up lyrics. I went down like the Indiana Pacers I went down, down, down like a continental glacier And it burns, burns, burns, Like global warming, like global warming. Ive been losing it for a long time. But this was just the Tipper of the iceberg. So long, everyone. p.s. I invented the mental institution.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 16:26:40 +0000

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