Lamont, pal, why do the neighbor dogs across the street want to kill you?You know that one day you are going to get me arrested or, worse, killed? There was a reason that when they escaped from their yard last night, in the dark, they bolted and did a beeline to our front door and tried to break down the door and beat you up. Lamont, I know you are oblivious to the real life ramifications of being 8 1/2 inches tall because you are under the delusion that I am going to intervene every time and save your sorry butt. Please stop yelling insults across the street at them and making fun of them for being locked up behind a fence. That is why, when they escaped last night, they made a beeline for our house and tried to break down the front door to beat your ass up. Plus, you hiding between my legs seeking refuge and protection is undignified. I would appreciate it if your pea brain would try to be more polite and neighborly in the future, so I wont have to, once again, grab a baseball bat and save your clueless butt from being eaten--or worse, this happening again to my hand for intervening to stop your midget butt from being killed. Thanks, pal.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 16:04:54 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015