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Last night on a whim and in what would apear to be complete mental breakdown I went to see expendables 3 with Tim Tierney and Matthew Ruggiero. Honestly it was great to get out with friends and watch some mindless garbage. While I would only give the movie a 0.75 out of 10 stars I figure I can do more to elaborate. Here is a review breakdown per actor: Sly Stallone: The man, the myth, the legend, and the worst script writer ever to walk this earth. He literally had to say something after every line in the movie. 4 words - Extreme eye closeup shots. Jason Statham: Love him, but only when he is beating people up...STOP SMILING! Arnold: GET IN THE CHOPPAH!! Ronda Rousey: MMA fighter who wears heels...judging by her acting she must have been trained in the fine art of theater by keanu reeves Harrison Ford: I will be the first to say Han shot first, but I wish somebody would have blown him up early in the movie so we didnt have to watch him any more Wesley Snipes: in this movie my inspiration is what if Jimmie JJ Walker from good times was mentally insane and had knives Dolph Lundgren: The key to acting is to squint with one eye and look angry... man I hope everybody remembers my glory days in rocky Jet Li: and now we know why his movies have subtitles... Jet li not doing karate and using a gun instead is like using a pizza as a scrub brush. Randy Couture: who are you?! Why are you being paid to pretend you act? Terry Crews: Spoiler... he gets shot early and isnt in the rest of the movie. SO THANKFUL Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane with a beard recruiting MMA fighters... yes.. of course. NEW GUYS: I am so sorry your careers will now be defined by a movie that will be on the same shelf with waterworld. and last but not least... Antonio Banderas and Mel Gibson - I am saving them for last because somehow even with the worst script in history these two men were actually fantastic. They are amazing actors and put everybody else in that movie to shame. At the end of the day, after watching people get shot at by tanks and not get hurt, after watching a guy ride a motorcycle up a flag pole, after watching guns never run out of ammo there is one thought I could not escape... WOW THAT MOVIE WAS SO REALISTIC!

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