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Last week was my birthday. My wife didnt wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didnt wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary said, Happy Birthday Boss!. I felt so special, she asked me out to lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment and we went there. She said, Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? Okay, I said She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all screaming, SURPRISE!!! ...and I was waiting on the sofa. NAKED! See More Akpos Jokes @ buff.ly/U5Rktq Follow Akpos Jokes on Twitter: buff.ly/U5RjFT To subscribe for Akpos Jokes on your phone, text AKPOS to 33330. MTN SUBSCRIBERS ONLY AKPOS JOKES BBM CHANNEL PIN: C0013409A

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