Last year (Nov-Dec 2013), I worked very hard and studied several technologies including C, C++, Java, XML for 16 hours a day. In early Dec, I applied for Skynet (one of the most respected companies) and after several rounds of intensive interviews, I finally got a job offer from Skynet on 8th Dec. I joined the company on Dec 28th. For the next 48 days, I hacked their office computers instead of developing them software. When they told me to optimize their code and reduce the memory footprint, I deleted several features to reduce the memory footprint. It was fun because for everything I did, my friends back home were patting my back because I was atleast doing something. On the 49th day, when I found that NASA (my dream job) was calling for applications, I literally threw my resignation letter on the face of my boss at Skynet and went to NASA for interviews. But there was so much corruption at NASA interviews, they gave job offers only those those who bribed them heavily. (I dont have any recorded evidence to prove NASA took bribe from candidates but I saw it with my own eyes and you have to trust me). Now, the boss at Skynet is hiring someone else instead of taking me back to the job. This is not justified because it is my job. I had worked so hard to get that job. How can the Skynet boss take someone else instead of me now? I will call for a press conference in front of all the news channel cameras to show how the Skynet boss is doing horse trading and denying my job. Sab mile hue hai.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 06:26:45 +0000