Laugh........Laugh..........laugh, @OluwaBobo Godson................................... A woman goes to her boyfriends house for dinner. This is her first time meeting his family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal of beans and plantain. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasnt loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womans feet, and said in a rather stern voice, Ginger! The woman thought, This is great and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didnt hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father looked at the dog and yelled, Dammit, Ginger! Once again the woman smiled and thought, yes, they believe the dog is contaminating the air. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didnt even think about it. She let a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, DAMMIT, GINGER, GET AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 00:17:05 +0000
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