Letjeli avionom Bosanac, Hrvat, Srbin, Slovenac, Crnogorac, - TopicsExpress

Letjeli avionom Bosanac, Hrvat, Srbin, Slovenac, Crnogorac, Albanac i Makedonac. Hrvat je pilot, a Bosanac mu pomoćnik. Pokvari se avion i trebaju iskočiti s padobranom, ali ima 6 padobrana, a njih 7. Kaže Srbin: - Daj meni jedan padobran, jer ako se meni što dogodi, svi ste nagrebusili, znate vi kakvi smo mi Srbi. Bosanac mu da jedan. - Šteta bi bilo da ja poginem - kaže Crnogorac - Nas ima najmanje. Bosanac da i njemu. Albanac će: - Ako ja poginem ko će vam praviti koljače i ljimunad!? Bosanac da i njemu. - Ako ja poginem od koga će te kupovati voće i povrće, vino? - kaže Makedonac. Bosanac da i njemu. - Ja sam najpametniji od vas svih, šteta bi bilo da jedna takva inteligencija pogine. - kaže Slovenac. Bosanac da i njemu. Ostali u avionu Bosanac i Hrvat. Kaže Hrvat Bosancu: - Ti mater glupu, a što ćemo sada mi, jedan padobran, a nas dvojica!!? - Ma ne sekiraj se jarane, imamo mi dva padobrana. - Kako!? - upita Hrvat. - Pa fino, ja sam Slovencu dao ruksak, on je najpametniji, snaći će se on do zemlje.

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