Life Lesson If you find that your pop-tart becomes jammed into your toaster, DONT try to unwedge it with two metal butter knifes. Normally I wouldnt be so careless but this is Brown Sugar and Cinnamon were talking here, BROWN SUGAR AND CINNAMON!! the most irresistible kind of POP-TART there is! and the heat to coolness ratio of the pop-tart was quickly approaching critical condition, I had to take immediate action! You know, upon reflection of the previous event I suppose one could make the claim that unplugging the toaster before insertion of the two highly conductive knifes would of been a necessary precaution to take but as the old saying goes one does crazy things when faced with the chances of a lukewarm breakfast treat ruining ones morning ritual of cartoons before work and besides, I discovered that a mild electrical shock does wonders for ones seasonal allergies FINALLY, I CAN CUT THE GRASS WITHOUT THE WORRY OF DRY RED EYES and I do admit that the low level glow of light that my body seems to generate now comes in handy not to disturb anyones slumber as I make my way threw a dark house to the refrigerator for my nightly swig from the water bottle. My advice to people whom may find themselves in the same situation someday is to consult the toasters user manual and review that proper pop-tart jamming protections have been integrated into the toasters overall design by the manufacturer. If not, I suggest that you remove the device IMMEDIATELY from your counter or top of the fridge, Im not here to judge and quickly dispose of said device by chucking off a cliff or simply smashing to bits with a really, really, really big hammer. Studies have shown that over 65% of American homes have a outdated toaster lurking in the kitchen as we speak, waiting for the perfect moment, to strike. Together we can change the future of toaster technology, wont somebody think of the children!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 23:28:29 +0000