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Life Lessons. Well, after drinking four Coronas and watching the Broncos win I needed to take out the trash. I took the trash wearing a long, black silk nightgown and flip flops. The driveway was slick due to light snow. I tripped on my nightgown and since the flip flops were slippery I fell on a pile of rocks.. I scrapped my nose, busted my lips, bruised my knees, and gave the neighbors risqué show. .Lessons learned 1) dont drink when wearing flip-flops, 2) do not go outside in a nightgown, and 3) always wear underwear.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 03:22:33 +0000

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