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Life as a flight attendant - FARTING on board - This is a taboo subject. Everyone does it but no body admits it. Flight attendants are humans too, we do need to fart. HOW DO YOU FART IN AN AIRPLANE FILLED WITH PEOPLE?? As flight attendants we cant fart in the galley ( kitchen) because there are other crew in the galley as well. Its not practical to keep it in and walk to the toilet, plus the toilet is always occupied. The only way is , TO FART WHILE WALKING IN THE CABIN..No one can hear it because the airplane engines are really loud. Thats what I do...)) If you have a passenger that gives you a hard time, go next to him, fart and run away. He will never know, what hit him!! The next time you see a flight attendant smiling and walking down the aisle, DONT BE FOOLED, HE / SHE IS QUIETLY FARTING!! Please Dont take this seriously, its just a hilarious way of me expressing my thoughts.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 14:42:13 +0000

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