Like cheese snacks? Hate ants? Heres a funny, ants, are apparently attracted to cheesy snacks, like addicts to heroin! I mean, the cheesy powder is like meth to ants! Its ant crack! Solution? Keep all your open food and snacks in containers. Especially anything with a powdery substance, like sugars, and yes, cheese. How do I know? Ants were everywhere in my cabinetry. After I cleaned them out, I noticed the ants were getting into a container of Instant Lunch, cheese flavored at that! And then I find them all in a box of cheesy crackers, which was slightly open and kinda old, but still, cheese attracts ants!? Who knew?? I mean, those ants were nuts over this stuff!! Well, into the trash the crackers went. They were old and stale anyhow. So this Independence Day, remember to keep any snacks you have sealed up. Especially the cheesy and sweet ones. Because ants are like crack addicts. And cheesy snacks are ant crack. Sounds like redundant, conventional wisdom, I know. But cheesy stuff is good. Ants are not. They belong in the wild, eating... whatever it is ants eat. They do not belong in homes, eating cheese powder like opium! (Cue the Patriotic Music) So this 4th of July, declare your Independence from ants, and other vile vermin. Because ants are pests. And pests are vermin. And vermin really suck. So do your part, home owners, keep the snacks in sealed containers, and keep those freakin ants out of your beloved sweets and cheese! And if you see ants, and other pests in your home, give em the eviction notice, and send those vile vermin back to Hell! Our way of life depends on it! Together, we can win the War on Pest Control. United, we Stand Tall, with those bug crunched under our boots! And Uncle Sam says: I want YOU, to stamp out pests! (Except for lady bugs, lightning bugs and fire flies, their cool.) (Subliminal Messaging; Ive always wanted to say that.) And to everyone, a Happy 4th of July and a Happy Independence Day! May your grills be lit and burning, and your fire works be crackling! And with your Bug Zappers lit and popping!!! Bwhahahah! Ahem. Happy ID 4th Everyone!
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 22:02:05 +0000
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