Little Johnny A teacher said to her class, Right,Im going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red. Little Johnnys hand shot up, but he was ignored. Its a plum miss, said a girl. no its an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green. The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, Its a kiwi miss. No, its a guana, but i like your thinking. Little Johnny said, I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib. Johnny, thats disgusting! shouted the teacher. no its a match, but i like your thinking. Said Little Johnny. A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoons activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. Where have you been? demanded his wife when he entered the house. Darling, replied the man, I cant lie to you. Ive been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didnt wake up until eight oclock. The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, You liar! Youve been playing golf!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 12:16:51 +0000