Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, âTell me, Mary, who created the universe?â When Mary didnât stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. âGod Almighty !â shouted Mary and the teacher said, âVery goodâ and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, âWho is our Lord and Savior?â But Mary didnât even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. âJesus Christ!â shouted Mary and the teacher said, âVery good,â and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, âWhat did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?â And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, âIf you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Iâll break it in half!â The Teacher fainted
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 13:46:57 +0000
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