LoL #JustLeaveMeAlone #OnlyMe LoL (I love learning new things about myself from strangers lol) TRUE STORY: Sooo Im at the post office... Some random girl approaches me and asks Hi... Are you Denyce Lawton... I kind of look at her weird lol cuz she asked in a very very weird incriminating way... So I respond ummm why.. She says ..oh sorry, you look just like this woman Denyce Lawton I follow on Instagram.... So then I figure ok, shes not trying to start any BS... I say oh, ok... Yeah then Im her lol... She looks at me crazy but then laughs and says no explanation needed I get it.... Then she goes...small world too, Im roommates with your old roommate... Now... Anyone who knows me knows Ive only had one roommate ever in life in California and that woman doesnt live in California anymore, and owns her own home... So I looked at her crazy and said hunh? Who?... She mentions a womans name Ive never heard of before.... So I say uuuumm shes lying *laugh*, I dont know who that is and other than one person, Ive never had roommates out here... Ive had squatters, people who needed a place to crash for a week who stayed 3 months without paying for ish... But yeah... Never a roommate and definitely not her she gives me a look of *yeah right chic* and says so you never lived on Morrison Street In that gray building? uuuugh NO.... Omg, seriously? She said you used to borrow her car all the time & that she drove you to your audition for House Of Payne...ummm Ive always had my own car & I drove myself to my audition & I guess if you consider him that, my roommate at the time was my man I lived with... Your friends a pathological liar sweetheart .... long Story Short, she calls the gyrl on the phone & puts her on speakerphone (dont know if its because she didnt believe me or her but whatever) she says to her that she just met me at the post office & I told her I didnt know she was & was with WJ at the time she claimed we lived together... Do you know this gyrl renigged her story & said she was talking about a different Denyce Lawton.... 😳😒 LmAo. She hangs up and the woman looked at me flabbergasted.. I said to her listen, Ive been lied on my whole life from people who I thought were my friends to perfect strangers in real life & on the internet whom Ive never met *laugh*.... Its whatever dont be embarrassed... But I do suggest you find a new roommate who isnt insane & fabricates fables *laugh*.... This poor woman is in for a treat until her lease expires in October with this person lol.... #ADayInTheLifeOfDenyce Smdh.... I cant stand people boy I tell ya lol.... WELP theres another story about myself I never knew I did lol ....
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 19:19:39 +0000
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