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Lol..so im monitoring the safety on the beach due high traffic volume and the following conversation took place between myself and a visitor: Me: Good, evening. How are you? Visitor: Im doing well, and yourself? Me: Very well so far! Visitor: So far? What does that mean? Should I not go in the water? Me: Enter at your own risk, but I gotta warn you, weve already had 3 attacks in the last hour. Visitor: Attacks? What kind of attacks? Sharks? Me: No...nothing like that miss, cold shock attacks because the water is cold. Visitor: Oh..thats good, I though you meant shark attacks. Me: No maam.....thats in the next 5 minutes as they are hungry... Visitor: Okay...well officer, its been a pleasure visiting with you this evening, I think im gonna call it the night. LMAO...despite the fact there are numerous people in the ocean, he was still convinced sharks will attack in 5 minutes lol...and that is how you deal with stupid questions on the beach lmao
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:30:20 +0000

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