Long one but well worth the read LOL: When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, dont take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you dont know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, Hello. I politely said, This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter? Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldnt believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robins correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the wrong number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, Youre an assh*le! and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word assh*le next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, Id call him up and yell, Youre an assh*le! It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic assh*le calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. Im just calling to see if youre familiar with the Caller ID program? He yelled, NO! and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, Thats because youre an assh*le! One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a For Sale sign in his car window ...so, I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first assh*le, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I......... Continue reading: jokideo/anger-management-best/
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 22:01:15 +0000