Loool #stolen TYPICAL SOMALI MARRIAGE PROBLEMS WITH EASY SOLUTIONS you work in the military and you take a loan to start a family. You somehow make it happen. 3 months later your mother in law moves in with her 7 unfathered children who are unfortunately your in laws too. Because the house is small for all of you, you rent them the next one. Things are quite rosy for the first 3 months of bonding despite a few bumps. Your wife doesnt say anything in all this. She once told you her only 2 siblings are in Mandera. How much lies can catch up with you! Your mother-in-law feels she has 1 egg remaining in her so she decides to grab the opportunity and move in with an opportunistic perennial miraa chewer. See how your marriage is getting blessed? Ok. The dude doesnt stick to his lucky endorsement so he too comes with his bunch of fellow chewers for a retreat. Huh! Its time for your annual leave and everything is messy. Ok let me help you clear this mess. Welcome home You arrive only to find that your house has more occupants than you ever wished. Your wife in bed with 2 if her siblings with 3 more on the floor. Its not how you wished to be welcomed. Ok. Just wait for day break and watch this over 7 days. By now you must have seen that every afternoon when youre having a nap 2 of the kids knock on you to watch the TV. SOLUTION. Allow them in then smack them unconscious. Put them in a big bag call a taxi ask him to drop the luggage at G-coach buses. Next how many times do u tolerate the noisy chewers. HINT they dont have ID cards! Just call the utumishi guys and let them earn something. Your mother in law is husbandless but shes still a problem. She always showers at the time when you are going for fajir prayers. U cant use the toilet(rem how the toilet&shower are built in one room). SOLUTION. Lock her inside then switch off your wifes phone. Rem she cant call you. Lock your wife inside the house too then go for prayers and read the quran until 9 am. When evrythng unfolds take your bag and tell everyone youre off to Somalia for KDF Mission. DONT COME BACK youre a HERO.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 17:26:11 +0000
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