|#MADARAKA DAY SPEECH Baba while you were away ........... ~ They sold us to the chinese, Ochieng is now O Chi Yeng... ~ We paid anglo leasing 1.4billion through MPESA lakini wakasema tutume 3.4billion ya kutoa. ~ Two policemen decided to use suspects car to accompany them to police station..they were instantly promoted to glory. ~ They tried to snatch COTU frm Atwoli n instead of his usual Yiess Yiess he said NO! ~ First lady went to London marathon...the president felt very lonely and signed the marriage bill. ~ They said you would skip Kenya in your African visit. ~ Kimaiyo issues orders banning his own orders. ~ I.G. Kimaiyo said all rallies have been banned including rally madowo ~ Kalonzo suffered a rare disease called Last Name Syndrome. ~ They claimed you knew the whereabouts of Embu Speaker. ~ Mithika Linturi developed an American Accent and began speaking like Obama. ~ Maina Njenga started listening to Chris Brown Kinuthias Song This Mungiki Aint Loyal. ~ Johos certificate became legit. ~ A.G. Muigai became a mortician and Amos Wako a surgeon... ~ Ole lenku said that makaburi was killed by poachers. ~ Sonko and Shebesh became MR and MRS SMITH!!! ~ Sonko showed Shebesh his gun... ~ Sauti Sol walitoa nguo na wakadai kushikwa. ~ They forced our Linda Okello- envoy to Kiambu to wear baggy trousers and cover her assets. ~ You were replaced with Aromat. ~ Aromat made all things possible...you need to try it baba! ~ Blueband has refused mkate nusu and moved on to ugali. ~ They killed your votes baba & burried them in Kitengela mass graves. ~ They killed spoilt numerous CORD votes with cheap illicit brew. ~ Men were forced to post public apologies to their wives in newspapers. ~ Somalia gave travel advisories to its cirizens in Kenya. Welkam hom baba we missd u
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 06:37:02 +0000
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