MALE LOGIC & BEER CONSUMPTION Woman reporter: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: £3.50 (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 30 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs £3.50 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £315. In one year, it would be approximately £3800 - correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3800, not accounting for inflation, the past30 years puts your spending at £114,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didnt drink that beer, that money could have been put in a interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a top of the range Ferrari and have change ? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: Never Man: Wheres your Ferrari then ?
Posted on: Wed, 22 Jan 2014 19:37:40 +0000
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