***MATCH RESULTS*** Match 1 set Chimi The Tiger up against The Giant Geeq Magnisi in the first of 3 #ShowerStallMatches. Chimi didnt know what to expect at first and seemed to be checking out the battleground as The Giant set up for a #SprayNozzleTakedown. Not to be deterred Chimi stuck with his normal brute force tactics and applied a #TigerHeadBoop directly to the shower door in a bid to escape. Unfortunately for him, the human, though slow, used his long grasp to #catchatigerbythetoe And though he hollered, and Geeq let him go, it was enough time to close the door and force Chimi into the patented #KittyShampooSubmissionMove, giving The Giant the first win of the night. As the Tiger was swaddled and sent to the locker room, Changa The Dragon was brought in for round two. Changa had heard his brothers cries for help in round one and new he had to escape fast. As the bell sounded, the lithe Changa looked for escape, finding all too soon that the newly secured shower door was his only chance. As Geeq prepped the #SprayNozzleTakedown for its second victim, The Dragon tried to soar, leaping nearly 5 feet in the air in an attempt to escape. But alas, The Dragons wings got wet, and a devastated Changa submit to his defeat before #KittyShampoo was even locked in. Swaddled and sent packing, it was time for round three. This matchup took on a turn before it even started, with the challenger Chili The Chimp entering the ring on his own, ready to do battle. One could almost hear the contender humming entrance music and yelling #TheChimpIsHere as he stared down the Giant. Not one to back down from a challenge, Geeq called for his patented #SprayNozzleTakedown only to have The Chimp hide under a stool that had made its way into the ring after round 1. #UCantSprayMe Chili seemed to meow as he faked out the Giant, reaching out to apply an #AnkleClawSubmission. But the Giant was too quick, or so he thought, and jumped up onto the very stool Chili took refuge under. What the human didnt know, was this was the Chimps plan all along. The challenger slid out from under the stool, monkeyed his way up Geeqs shorts and back skin. And as he drew first blood, he brought the Giant to his knees a little too early... Making his leap for the 7 foot barrier futile as a #HangInThereCatPoster and his attempt at victory incomplete. All too soon Geeq, though bloody and battered, had completed his #CleanSweep. And the Three Amigos learned its okay to be #cuteandfluffy.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 05:47:46 +0000
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