MEN O MEN ""When without money, eats raw vegetables at home; When has money, eats same raw vegetables in fine restaurant. When without money, rides bicycle; When has money, rides the same exercise machine. When without money, walks to earn food; When has money, walks to burn the fat. Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself! When without money, wishes to get married; When has money, wishes to get divorced. When without money, wife becomes secretary; When has money, secretary becomes wife. When without money, acts like rich man; When has money, acts like poor man. Man, O Man! Never can tell the simple truth! Says share market is bad but keeps speculating; Says money is evil but keeps accumulating. Says high positions are lonely but wants them. Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;"" Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 05:31:01 +0000
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