MEN!!!! One day my housework-challenged husband decidedto wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,he shouted to me, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, I replied.What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, OHIO STATE ! And they say blondes are dumb.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says,I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world... The woman replies, Ill miss you...... . ------------ --------- ------- Its just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Q: What do you callan intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,Ill beat him to death. AMEN ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. . ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gaspingfor breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --- Q: Why do men whistle when theyare sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder Instruction Manuals ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……... ………….Then He made the earth round. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -- You Have A Great Day!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 11:45:49 +0000