MOVIE STARS ARE FULL OF SHIT by Porfle Popnecker Movie stars are full of shit Like Paris Hilton, and Brad Pitt And Alec Baldwin--Billy, too They all are full of shit, its true. And if I met a movie star Out on the street, or in a bar I couldnt lie, no hairs Id split Id tell them: You are full of shit. When making movies, playing parts They are no better than dog farts Pretending in some foolish skit When all the while, theyre full of shit. And when they arent reciting lines And one of them, perchance, opines On things they know of not one whit Its obvious theyre full of shit. On websites, you can read their blogs On TV shows, they grunt like hogs They get onstage, and pitch a fit Midst copious amounts of shit. Barbra Streisand, Rosie O. Have no idea how much they blow And Redford, Clooney, Penn, and Maher Dont know how full of shit they are. They love to churn out dopey flicks Which squawk their boring politics And rarely ever prove a hit Unless youre entertained by shit. If only theyd just do their job And sing and dance, or laugh, or sob Or speak with someone elses wit Instead of being full of shit.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 18:44:36 +0000
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