MOVIN ON UP!!! Yo inhabitants of Melbourne happy homes!!! I want your rooms presented to me in the form of a request for money. Thats right we are talking about rental possibilities!!!! Word up. Im well suited with the stacks of cash, in my rental history Ive never been late or missed a rent payment. I can even clean the kitchen after my own damn self. Thats right folks, no dirty dishes with me... I aint no scrub! Speaking of other talents: I can whip up some guacamole dip before you can say, Dont you know Im loco S.A.? Besides my mad cooking skills I also I have two green thumbs, the rest of the fingers are fleshy colored but that dont matter! If you need a quirky roommate, you got it. If you need a buddy for midnight runs for tubs of ice cream, you got it. If you need a karaoke genius, you got it... Master of the bins? Youre looking at her. Theres only one catch and I know you can check it: I have a cat. And that piece of fur attached to legs is a huge part of my life, so if you aint down with the pussy I cant hang with you, homie! But if your house is the illest and realest and you accept fur beasts and their masters HOLLA BACK yall! Peace. Xox Sarah Alexander
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 23:53:19 +0000
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