MY MANIFESTO: CONVERSATION WITH OYO GUBER ASPIRANT. Question: Ajimobi is beautifying the capital city, everywhere is clean now. Answer: He stole it from my Manifesto. Question: Ajimobi is yet to complete some major projects especially in Oyo City, why? Answer: You know he is a failure, everything he does is bad.(That one no dey hin manifesto). Question: But sir, Ajimobi has started completing the roads in Oyo City, infact, the speed is high now.... Answer: He stole it from my manifesto. Question: Ajimobi has cleaned up the mess in the Pension sector Answer: Yes, he stole that from my manifesto. Question: But why did some politicians leave Ajimobs party? Answer: I told you that the man is very bad, a bad manager of men. Question: But sir, yours was worse? Answer: Me? What do you mean? People love me. Question: I mean when you were in power? Answer: What happened then? Question: The whole of your party left you Answer: Point of correction, I left them! Question: But Sharafa left you? Answer: Yes that one? Forget him. Question: But Lanlehin left you? Answer: Forget him....NO NO NO, Dont forget him. He is back. Question: But Akala left you? Answer: HA! That one, he is a betrayer even Atiku said so. Question: Yes, that was the name Adedibu called you too. Answer: Yes he stole it from my manifesto Question: Ok sir. Between you and Ajimobi, who do you think is better? Answer: Hhahahahaha(Laughs). Im the best in Oyo state. Question: But you once said that Ajimobi was doing well in Oyo? Answer: That was then. Question: So, what has changed? Answer: 2015 is closer now than then. Question: Ok, lets take some indices and compare? Answer: Yes, go on. Question: Security? Answer: Dont go there, it was Adedibu that caused insecurity in my time. The security that you people are enjoying today was stolen from my manifesto. Question: Infrastructures? Answer: Please go to workers salaries Question: Why? Is Ajimobi not paying workers salaries? Answer: Yes but he stole it from my manifesto. Ok, Lets go to Apete, please. Question: Ok sir. Did you construct any bridge in Apete? Answer: No, there was no flood that time. Question: So you were waiting for flood? Ok what bridge did you build? Answer: Look my friend, that Mokola Bridge was stolen from my manifesto! Question: Why? Its still in your manifesto? You want to rebuild it? Answer: Ok, I will remove that one. Question: What of Security? Answer: I will continue from where my junior brother stops(Oro buruku) Question: What of physical infrastructures? Answer: I will complete it for my junior brother. Question: What of education, Agriculture, industrialization, Urban renewal, Rural development etc. Answer: Let me tell you something, Ajimobi is using my manifesto. He stole everything! LOL! Baba go and do copyright of my manifesto! Eniti yoo da aso fun ni.......
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 09:12:17 +0000
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