MY WIFE AND I have finally reached a perfect understanding. I have agreed to not to try to run her life and she agree to run mine. As a gift to commemorate our cordial agreement I gave her a 300 piece dinner set. Actually it was a 24 piece set, but became 300 pieces after she started flinging the 24 pieces at me. A VERY CHEAP AIRLINE asks you to fasten your scotch tape and instead of in flight movies it make the air hostesses belly dance. A ROMANCE becomes successful when the girl gives in just before the boy gives up. MARRIAGES happen because of lack of judgement. divorces occur when there is lack of patience and understanding. Remarriages happen when bad memories have faded. IT IS WRONG TO SAY:Ministers spend money like drunken sailors. Because sailors spend their own money.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 21:08:51 +0000
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