Mace, half dressed in pjs and approaching me with a naked butt (while cupping his teenypeens with both hands): Mommy, I need underpants. Me (still with the monster mountain of unfolded laundry on my bed): Check on my bed, all those clothes are clean. Youll find some in there. He wandered off down the hall into my room. Two minutes later he called. MOMMY, can you help me? I walked in the room and saw him, butt in the air, elbows deep in the pile of clothes and digging like a dog. I cant find any pants. His butt was so cute, I just had to. I walked up behind him, pinched it, and pushed him over into the laundry as I handed him some underpants and pj bottoms (PLAINLY stacked on top, of course). Mace: HAHAHA... OKAY, sure!! Ill put my naked butt on the clean clothes. With a cackle of glee he planted his butt FLAT on the clothes, wiggled back and forth **scootch-scootch-buttcrack-on-laundry,** stood up, and yelled as loud as he could, YEAH, THAT JUST HAPPENED. ALSO I TOOTED!!! Then he scampered off to get dressed. HE IS FIVE. I cannot wait to see what his brain comes up with when hes fifteen. (butt jokes will always be funny)
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 03:57:29 +0000
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