Macintosh. Proudly Extracting money from lazy geeks since 1992. Intuitive my arse. My intuition is telling me im being ripped off. >.< Lets change the font on this app, and charge everyone for an upgrade! Brilliant! Lets upgrade the processor slightly, still 2 years behind a PC half the price - but.. (and heres the clever part) - even though we rave on about our awesome design skills, lets change the shape of the magnetic powerpoint plug eeeeever so slightly, so that everyone has to buy a new one! For $99! No other change to the fancy case, just the plug shape! Hells yeah! Ditto the VGA Adapter! All those pro VJs - we can slug them $200 by altering the plug size by 1mm! awesome! Theyll be screwed if they dont get one! And well sue the pants of anyone who makes a cheap third party copy! Yay! Best of all, our cult of geniuses will spend years defending us to anyone who points this out! Suckers! Sigh. No more coffee, bro. Enough.
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 23:57:51 +0000
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