Madam Clerk; With the patience of Allah, the understanding of Horus, the love of (ALL HAIL) Satan, and in the spirit of understanding (and equal protection under Federal law), Im officially requesting to give the opening invocation at the next available Commission meeting. Rest assured, no chickens or animal sacrifices will be involved in this invocation. However, Im doing my best to lay in a mariachi Kindly let me know what date works for you. On Thursday, Stevens received a reply from the city that his request had been accepted, with the schedule to be determined later. The only guideline the email asked for was for Stevens to keep the invocation brief, which is standard. Stevens has yet to write up the invocation, but shared the opening statement with New Times: Ladies and gentleman, please bow your heads in respect to all of those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice in the War on Christmas. Im also trying to work this in ... Satan and I dont believe in keeping Christ in Christmas, nor do we, like certain Catholic priests, believe in keeping the rape in rapists. Hail Satan. and science. blogs.browardpalmbeach/pulp/2014/12/lake_worth_accepts_atheists_request_to_give_invocation_before_commissioners.php#more
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 17:32:44 +0000
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