Mama bear claws and tears are out tonight!!! My heart broke when my son came to me while we were finishing up dinner.. Ben - Mommy, can you pluck my eyebrows a kid at school was making fun of me saying I have a unibrow. Mama Bear - WHAT WHAT! Are you fu***** kidding me?! Does he even know what a unibrow is?! They are eyebrows that meet ABOVE the nose giving the appearance of a single eyebrow! Who was it? Ben - Yup thats what I told him. What is going on that kids feel the need to be so rude and hateful!! So after I poured more wine I plucked the hair that was barely there.. The Jersey Girl in me wants to beat the shit out of the kids Mom. Ben cant get into fights or he will get kicked off the football team.. So we laughed while he was saying ouch and I was looking crossed eyed while I was plucking his hair and told him deep down inside this kid has issues of his own and unfortunately takes it out on other kids. And said I need to call my friend Stephen Dimmick the amazing make-up artist to find out what the dos and donts are for plucking male eyebrows..So just shake it off because you know you DONT have a unibrow and shared the new Taylor Swift Shake It Off song with him... Specifically this verse, And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate Baby Im just gonna shake, shake, shake Shake it off Parenting has a new challenge every day.. There is no day that is the same.. I love my children with all my heart..
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 04:01:23 +0000
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